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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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