would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize