David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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