Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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