Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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