gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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