like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
