You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
