And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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