it's like iHOP with fire
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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