my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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