I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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