At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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