I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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