It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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