You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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