Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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