Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
