And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
