they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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