Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We have so much sex to catch up on
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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