just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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