I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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