jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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