after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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