So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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