so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
