he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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