Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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