Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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