singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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