I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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