I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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