16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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