Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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