Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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