D3 body, D1 cock
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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