By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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