dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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