Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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