what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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