hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Randomize
