Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
How does one acquire holy water?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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