I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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