I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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