My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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