3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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