help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he thought i was a dude.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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