Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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