I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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