I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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