Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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