i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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