I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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