Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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