sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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