At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
North Korea, Best Korea!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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