I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
