Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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